Laughter is indeed the best medicine. If you require a cheer-up, why not stream an anime?
You may even get addicted to it. These comic animations will have you chuckling for hours.
Anime, Japanese animation is portrayed by brilliant graphical characters in adventure-filled plots.
They vary from everyday life to futuristic concepts that are hilarious and comforting.
Some shows are pure comedy, but some action and crime shows have laughable bits.
What to Expect? Here is a list of the best 25 funny anime quotes of all time that will have you laughing hard till it hurts.
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1. L Lawliet in the Death Note
“If you use your head, you can still eat sweet without getting fat.’’
L Lawliet is a tight-lipped detective committed to catching the murderer called Kira. He addressed Misa Amane, who stated that she was cutting back on sweets as she knew they make one fat.
This statement in this popular anime series is usually known as the ‘thug life’ advice.
2. Hiei in Yuyu Hakusho
“So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?’’
Hiei’s character is a villain who is ruthless and slippery.
He addressed Kuwabara, who had tried giving him secret remedies that he claimed could cure all kinds of illnesses. They, however, sounded stupid to him.Booking.com
3. Roronoa Zoro in One Piece
“If you die, I’ll kill you.’’
Zoro is a pirate swordsman who carries three swords with him.
He strives to be the best and has been in many battles with his crew.
4. Son Goku in Dragon Ball Z
“The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.’’
The main character and earth’s most prominent defender, Son Goku, is pure-hearted and funny.
This quote is the most comic among all Dragon Ball Z series jokes.
5. Narrator in Hetalia
“…and other countries that nobodies ever heard of, like Saxony and Bavaria and Pittsburgh, which is a city in America, so I don’t know why I just said that.’’
This hilarious statement is from the narrator for the anime English version, Hetalia Axis Powers.
6. Romano in Hetalia
“Hey, look here, Princess Jasmine.’’
Romano, the elder brother to North Italy, was addressing Turkey. Turkey is passionate and likes to show off, hence Romano’s remark.
7. Marie Mjolnir in Soul Eater
“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!’’
Marie is a gentlewoman who teaches at a death weapon academy. She is tough and protective of her students.
8. Frieza in Dragon Ball Z
“All hail Vegeta, prince of no one!’’
Frieza, the self-proclaimed emperor of the 7th universe, said this to Vegeta during a fight. Vegeta is always attempting to get rid of Frieza, who controls a large army.
9. Vash in Trigun
“I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymos Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don’t hesitate to call.’’
Vash the Stampede introduced himself to Nicholas Wolfwood, an unfriendly man who does not care for people. Nicholas commented about Vash’s smile, calling it fake.
10. Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz in Zoids Chaotic Century
“That’s some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it and stick it on my wall.’’
Colonel Karl is a soldier who prefers peace and is loyal to his work and master.
Although he is serious, he occasionally makes funny remarks with his troops.
11. Andy Von De Oniyate in Cowboy Bebop
“Why don’t we drink to me and my reflection in your lovely eyes?’’
Andy is a rich bounty hunter who rides a horse called Onyx. He has an opponent, Spike, who resembles him.
They started fighting each other while capturing their first enemy, a building bomber.
12. Jet Link, Cyborg 002 in Cyborg 009
“Where would you like to fall?’’
Cyborg 002 is a cynical and harsh character. He is quick to act in battle without thinking first and does not like to follow orders.
He was asking an opponent this funny question during a fighting scene.
13. Parn in Record of Lodoss War
Parn, a dishonored knight, seeks to redeem himself to his father. He assists people he comes across during his fights across Lodoss.
Deedlit is an elf who likes Parn. She is strong and knowledgeable and supports Parn throughout the series.
14. Vash in Trigun
“My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE! Forgive the lack of warning, but it’s my time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!!
Vash is a carefree character, a plant, and not a human.
He is friendly and loves humanity, making him hesitant to kill his opponents.
15. Trowa Burton in Gundam Wing
“There goes another self-destruct system to waste.’’
An experienced pilot soldier born on Earth, Trowa is calm and determined. The Gundam pilots fight in a war where he makes this statement.
He was a clown in the circus and always wore a mask.
16. Osaka in Azumanga Daioh
“Sometimes I see dirt, and I try to follow it with my eyes.’’
Known as Ayumu Kasuga, Osaka is a transfer student. Slow and absent-minded, she is keen on things most people ignore.
She is friends with Chiyo, with who she shares similar exciting facts about unusual things.
17. Sosuke Aizen in Bleach
“Good morning Espada. We’re being attacked, but first, let’s have some tea.’’
Sosuke, a captain, addresses the Espada, soldiers in his army. He is cruel and dangerous, a character that intimidates his forces.
However, this witty and unexpected statement is notable for his love for tea.
18. Kagura in Gintama
“You don’t need a driver’s license to hit and run.’’
Kagura is a tribe member and grows up on a faraway planet. She travels to earth to start over after her family deserts.
She changes gender and form at different stages of her life. She addresses Shinpachi, a boy who confesses to her.
19. Kyoko Mogami in Skip Beat
“What does he want with me? I’m just a mere chicken passing by!’’
Kyoko is an innovative, kind, and determined girl. She works three jobs to support her husband, Sho’s expensive lifestyle.
Sho breaks her heart, and Kyoko is committed to prospering in her acting career.
She responds with this funny statement when her friend Kanae points out a potential love interest. Something she does not want.
20. Kouyou Aoba in Katekyo Hitman Reborn
“I’m not a genuine idiot like you. I am an idiot who accepts that I am an idiot.’’
Kouyou is a boxer and fights with his friend Ryohei.
He prefers foul play during fights, unlike his friend Ryohei, who is fair and respectful of the sport.
He is arrogant, but his fighting skills are exceptional.
21. Asuka Langley Soryu in Neon Genesis Evangelion
“You’re thinking in Japanese. If you must, do it in German.’’
Asuka is a native of Germany and, while speaking, curses a lot in German in the show.
However, she speaks fluent Japanese but can’t write or read it well.
She studies hard to be an Eva pilot and is confident and brave during battle.
She was telling this to Shinji, who she is in a relationship with and harasses all the time.
22. Ren Tsuruga to Bo in Skip Beat
“You sound like a Yakuza trying to sell me a marriage scam.’’
Ren is an actor who loves pleasing people.
He is attracted to Kyoko, the chicken he speaks to regularly, unknown to him.
She is wearing the chicken costume, and when he finds out it is her, he becomes controlling and reliant on her.
23. Sasuke Uchiha in Naruto
“I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’’
Sasuke is an intelligent, hardworking, but arrogant Ninja in the Naruto series.
As the head of his clan, they expect him to be the best Ninja. He is a well-loved character as he is funny and strong.
24. Inspector Zenigata in Lupin the 3rd
“Lupin, don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you!’’
Inspector Zenigata, a skilled police officer, shouts to Lupin when he sees him and his gang escaping from the Count.
Lupin is seriously hurt, and the inspector thinks he is about to die from his injuries.
25. Lucifer/Haro Urushihara in Hataraku Maou-sama Ouji
“Laziness is such an ugly word. I prefer selective participation.”
Haro is also known as Lucifer and is a fallen angel act with a crafty and devious personality.
He sits around his computer, playing games all day while expecting his friends to feed him.
He complains a lot about the food they prepare.
Relating with the characters in these funny shows is not only for manga and anime lovers. Once you start watching them, you get hooked quickly.
If you have a friend or a loved one who appreciates a good laugh, print your favorite anime quotes onto a shirt or sweater.
Such personalized gifts are not only thoughtful but are also cheerful for any occasion.
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